What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

He : Tea ?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I don't drink

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

How should one handle an uninvited guest at a small, intimate wedding ceremony? Is it appropriate to ask them not to attend?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Thank you.

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Sure.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I'm 24.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?